








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 404 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2555 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,893 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1966 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2830 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2705 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2392 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,494,893 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HomofĂĽrst II. | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | Atominat1on | 58% | 92 |
| #3 | MaGgiX | 56% | 52 |
| #4 | Kenji | 55% | 42 |
| #5 | Truster | 54% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheBanana | 12 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Truster | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | JustAPilot | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | JnF | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Atominat1on | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Truster | 389 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | Atominat1on | 362 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #3 | TheBanana | 290 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | JnF | 133 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | HomofĂĽrst II. | 119 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | obeey | +2.20 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | Truster | +1.65 | 76 | 67 |
| #3 | HomofĂĽrst II. | +0.65 | 74 | 56 |
| #4 | TheBanana | +0.64 | 66 | 57 |
| #5 | Microman | +0.33 | 65 | 65 |





