








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2957 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,465 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2679 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2585 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2916 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3285 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $920,458 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 276 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xyan | 46% | 138 |
| #2 | drink | 46% | 183 |
| #3 | Beatwood | 46% | 195 |
| #4 | ray | 45% | 22 |
| #5 | TimOT | 45% | 227 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TimOT | 1232 | 0.26 | 36 min |
| #2 | drink | 620 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #3 | Beatwood | 559 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #4 | M16man66 | 327 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #5 | Xyan | 269 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xyan | +2.10 | 81 | 76 |
| #2 | drink | +0.91 | 55 | 76 |
| #3 | flux | +0.44 | 72 | 60 |
| #4 | TimOT | -0.38 | 67 | 68 |
| #5 | M16man66 | -0.58 | 56 | 73 |





