








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 420 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 229 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3195 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,087 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3732 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4191 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3634 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3530 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,250,926 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 301 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amzsyy | 66% | 44 |
| #2 | nLite | 61% | 56 |
| #3 | swoub | 57% | 208 |
| #4 | JaSaTo | 53% | 152 |
| #5 | Jacks | 53% | 293 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | JaSaTo | 53% | 152 |
| #5 | Jacks | 53% | 293 |
| #6 | deepforce123 | 52% | 99 |
| #7 | 09manny90 | 51% | 72 |
| #8 | Galileo | 48% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jacks | 11 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | JaSaTo | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Galileo | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | swoub | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Amzsyy | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jacks | 844 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #2 | JaSaTo | 655 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #3 | swoub | 583 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #4 | deepforce123 | 419 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #5 | 09manny90 | 395 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swoub | +2.46 | 71 | 75 |
| #2 | JaSaTo | +1.94 | 75 | 73 |
| #3 | nLite | +1.07 | 81 | 31 |
| #4 | deepforce123 | +0.77 | 56 | 69 |
| #5 | Galileo | +0.17 | 59 | 62 |





