








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 329 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 297 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4494 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,272 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4645 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3561 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3680 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3386 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,387,879 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 167 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TEsA | 59% | 32 |
| #2 | CendenZ | 57% | 104 |
| #3 | 'SýningarmaðuriNN | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | BjarniB | 54% | 149 |
| #5 | Morendiz | 52% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TEsA | 59% | 32 |
| #2 | CendenZ | 57% | 104 |
| #3 | 'SýningarmaðuriNN | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | BjarniB | 54% | 149 |
| #5 | Morendiz | 52% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BjarniB | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Morendiz | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | CendenZ | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | 'SýningarmaðuriNN | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | TEsA | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CendenZ | 273 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | TEsA | 184 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #3 | BjarniB | 154 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | 'SýningarmaðuriNN | 121 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | Morendiz | 63 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EAZY | +2.31 | 70 | 65 |
| #2 | TEsA | +0.66 | 50 | 72 |
| #3 | Morendiz | +0.16 | 50 | 69 |
| #4 | 'SýningarmaðuriNN | -0.25 | 49 | 78 |
| #5 | CendenZ | -1.24 | 47 | 66 |





