








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 492 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 225 matches | ||
| Faceit | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3625 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,284 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2231 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2852 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4064 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3137 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,456,760 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morendiz | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | Andri | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | CendenZ | 57% | 129 |
| #4 | EAZY | 54% | 149 |
| #5 | Cyru$ | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morendiz | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | Andri | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | CendenZ | 57% | 129 |
| #4 | EAZY | 54% | 149 |
| #5 | Cyru$ | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EAZY | 6 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EAZY | 706 | 0.23 | 22 min |
| #2 | CendenZ | 323 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | Cyru$ | 115 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | Andri | 61 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Morendiz | 34 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EAZY | +4.12 | 73 | 66 |
| #2 | Cyru$ | +3.84 | 63 | 74 |
| #3 | Andri | +0.71 | 69 | 71 |
| #4 | Morendiz | -0.27 | 53 | 70 |
| #5 | BjarniB | -0.58 | 56 | 63 |





