








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 821 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 124 matches | ||
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6005 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,655 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 915 | 8% |
| Smokes | 3984 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3230 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3526 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,827,169 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 508 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fredrik Snortare | 77% | 31 |
| #2 | Samwise Gamgee | 73% | 41 |
| #3 | Japp | 71% | 45 |
| #4 | STAGNE | 65% | 43 |
| #5 | g u n R y -.-' | 55% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | STAGNE | 65% | 43 |
| #5 | g u n R y -.-' | 55% | 150 |
| #6 | ullsann | 52% | 218 |
| #7 | DrHumble | 50% | 163 |
| #8 | Abara Purple | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ullsann | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | g u n R y -.-' | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | DrHumble | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Abara Purple | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Japp | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | g u n R y -.-' | 325 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | ullsann | 260 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | Japp | 235 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #4 | DrHumble | 180 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | STAGNE | 166 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luzran | +3.71 | 81 | 39 |
| #2 | STAGNE | +2.13 | 82 | 71 |
| #3 | Samwise Gamgee | +1.30 | 70 | 69 |
| #4 | g u n R y -.-' | -0.51 | 48 | 64 |
| #5 | Fredrik Snortare | -0.75 | 51 | 64 |





