








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 78 matches | ||
| Faceit | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 68 matches | ||
| Wingman | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4220 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,912 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1842 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3150 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 1849 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1071 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,271,938 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luzran | 52% | 218 |
| #2 | DrHumble | 47% | 518 |
| #3 | g u n R y -.-' | 46% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luzran | 52% | 218 |
| #2 | DrHumble | 47% | 518 |
| #3 | g u n R y -.-' | 46% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luzran | 19 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | DrHumble | 11 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | g u n R y -.-' | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrHumble | 460 | 0.05 | 14 min |
| #2 | g u n R y -.-' | 202 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Luzran | 72 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luzran | +5.27 | 83 | 38 |
| #2 | g u n R y -.-' | +0.41 | 54 | 64 |
| #3 | ullsann | -0.39 | 57 | 32 |
| #4 | DrHumble | -1.01 | 69 | 41 |





