








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 413 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 68 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3346 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,105 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1531 | 15% |
| Smokes | 4234 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 1825 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2515 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $821,500 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luzran | 50% | 163 |
| #2 | ullsann | 47% | 518 |
| #3 | g u n R y -.-' | 43% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luzran | 50% | 163 |
| #2 | ullsann | 47% | 518 |
| #3 | g u n R y -.-' | 43% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ullsann | 17 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Luzran | 17 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | g u n R y -.-' | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ullsann | 629 | 0.06 | 14 min |
| #2 | g u n R y -.-' | 168 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Luzran | 64 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luzran | +5.10 | 83 | 36 |
| #2 | g u n R y -.-' | +0.50 | 52 | 63 |
| #3 | ullsann | -0.28 | 56 | 31 |
| #4 | DrHumble | -1.20 | 69 | 41 |





