








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 41 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1311 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,757 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1298 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1194 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1098 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1167 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $289,144 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Jin | 50% | 10 |
| #7 | An Iguanodon | 50% | 14 |
| #8 | melon | 45% | 29 |
| #9 | Kr0no | 38% | 16 |
| #10 | NickZ | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pwniez | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | smile :D | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | uncereal | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | NickZ | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uncereal | 264 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | smile :D | 214 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | Pwniez | 161 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Cubostar | 104 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | melon | 67 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pwniez | +3.14 | 74 | 66 |
| #2 | uncereal | +2.00 | 81 | 63 |
| #3 | Solome6 | +1.07 | 78 | 60 |
| #4 | melon | +0.09 | 75 | 55 |
| #5 | smile :D | -0.80 | 65 | 57 |





