








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 210 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Faceit | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3136 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,920 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1594 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3275 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1018 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 3033 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,720,148 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 586 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pyxll | 60% | 52 |
| #2 | Pwniez | 54% | 246 |
| #3 | Solome6 | 53% | 73 |
| #4 | uncereal | 51% | 290 |
| #5 | smile :D | 51% | 263 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | smile :D | 51% | 263 |
| #6 | Kr0no | 48% | 89 |
| #7 | NickZ | 48% | 82 |
| #8 | Sail | 45% | 86 |
| #9 | melon | 44% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pwniez | 12 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | uncereal | 11 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | NickZ | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | smile :D | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Kr0no | 4 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uncereal | 1280 | 0.21 | 31 min |
| #2 | smile :D | 565 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #3 | Pwniez | 540 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #4 | NickZ | 235 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | Solome6 | 228 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pwniez | +2.85 | 77 | 66 |
| #2 | uncereal | +2.51 | 80 | 65 |
| #3 | Sail | +0.71 | 73 | 58 |
| #4 | Solome6 | +0.71 | 77 | 60 |
| #5 | melon | +0.31 | 75 | 58 |





