








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 298 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1530 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,084 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2072 | 41% |
| Smokes | 1499 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 269 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 1244 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $484,646 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 490 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | not froggie | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | melon | 56% | 27 |
| #3 | Pwniez | 52% | 116 |
| #4 | uncereal | 50% | 119 |
| #5 | Cubostar | 48% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Cubostar | 48% | 82 |
| #6 | smile :D | 46% | 130 |
| #7 | Kr0no | 40% | 42 |
| #8 | Sail | 40% | 47 |
| #9 | Solome6 | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uncereal | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Pwniez | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | smile :D | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Sail | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Kr0no | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uncereal | 546 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #2 | smile :D | 280 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | Pwniez | 248 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | Sail | 113 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Cubostar | 107 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pwniez | +2.78 | 76 | 67 |
| #2 | uncereal | +2.12 | 78 | 65 |
| #3 | melon | +1.08 | 69 | 58 |
| #4 | Sail | +0.27 | 73 | 56 |
| #5 | Solome6 | -0.15 | 76 | 59 |





