








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1384 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 253 matches | ||
| Faceit | 188 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 146 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7678 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,982 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9996 | 34% |
| Smokes | 7747 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5116 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 6123 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,736,141 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 794 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pyxll | 64% | 39 |
| #2 | Solome6 | 59% | 68 |
| #3 | melon | 56% | 70 |
| #4 | Pwniez | 55% | 297 |
| #5 | smile :D | 51% | 313 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Cubostar | 51% | 290 |
| #8 | NickZ | 50% | 119 |
| #9 | Daddy Shrek | 49% | 77 |
| #10 | Sail | 49% | 270 |
| #11 | Rucas | 46% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pwniez | 13 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Sail | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Rucas | 11 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | Daddy Shrek | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | smile :D | 5 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smile :D | 767 | 0.12 | 21 min |
| #2 | Pwniez | 759 | 0.12 | 24 min |
| #3 | Sail | 652 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #4 | Daddy Shrek | 473 | 0.31 | 16 min |
| #5 | Cubostar | 460 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pwniez | +2.70 | 75 | 67 |
| #2 | uncereal | +2.46 | 79 | 64 |
| #3 | Sail | +1.37 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | Solome6 | +0.63 | 76 | 58 |
| #5 | melon | -0.06 | 73 | 58 |





