








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 390 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1877 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,943 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2434 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2850 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1302 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2357 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $681,141 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | napkiN^ | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | FlickSixx | 72% | 32 |
| #3 | Orbits08 | 59% | 51 |
| #4 | mdJ | 58% | 12 |
| #5 | PrAe | 56% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Ich bin Noah | 47% | 36 |
| #11 | Spin | 45% | 11 |
| #12 | SPIN TEST!! | 26% | 19 |
| #13 | Shock | 18% | 11 |
| #14 | _-LOGIC-_ | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ich bin Noah | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Orbits08 | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Spin | 2 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | Perplex | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | FlickSixx | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Orbits08 | 411 | 0.39 | 10 min |
| #2 | PrAe | 170 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| #3 | FlickSixx | 168 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #4 | Royal | 119 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | TidusTacos | 115 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | napkiN^ | +3.12 | 41 | 75 |
| #2 | Royal | +2.64 | 73 | 63 |
| #3 | Orbits08 | +1.70 | 77 | 69 |
| #4 | _-LOGIC-_ | +0.55 | 71 | 62 |
| #5 | Spin | +0.42 | 81 | 62 |





