








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 76 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 175 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 28 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4884 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,012 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3047 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3366 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2267 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2332 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $993,049 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ich bin Noah | 57% | 61 |
| #2 | Dudy Dude | 56% | 104 |
| #3 | YUNG Sweatshop | 56% | 27 |
| #4 | Perplex | 53% | 145 |
| #5 | FlickSixx | 53% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Link | 48% | 42 |
| #11 | TidusTacos | 47% | 119 |
| #12 | SuperShooter777 | 44% | 27 |
| #13 | ChippWarrior | 42% | 26 |
| #14 | Orbits08 | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ich bin Noah | 6 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Perplex | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Link | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | SPIN TEST!! | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | SuperShooter777 | 2 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TidusTacos | 298 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | Perplex | 203 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | FlickSixx | 203 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | Link | 176 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #5 | Orbits08 | 130 | 0.32 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Royal | +4.60 | 81 | 58 |
| #2 | Link | +3.01 | 88 | 69 |
| #3 | SuperShooter777 | +1.54 | 74 | 48 |
| #4 | SPIN TEST!! | +0.34 | 39 | 74 |
| #5 | Perplex | +0.29 | 68 | 66 |





