








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1243 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Faceit | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7738 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,215 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6726 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7881 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 6245 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2363 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,425,649 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 966 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | † Syrn | 65% | 126 |
| #2 | Basil | 64% | 50 |
| #3 | saiyo | 63% | 122 |
| #4 | Bunzi | 61% | 396 |
| #5 | J4ckyD | 61% | 213 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bunzi | 11 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | MZW | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | saiyo | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 | ⠁⠊⠍ | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | J4ckyD | 4 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | † Syrn | +3.39 | 89 | 62 |
| #2 | saiyo | +3.35 | 79 | 70 |
| #3 | drip | +2.35 | 82 | 78 |
| #4 | Bunzi | +1.96 | 76 | 72 |
| #5 | 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 | ⠁⠊⠍ | +1.85 | 68 | 63 |





