








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1274 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 411 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 2,117 | |
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5647 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,933 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4819 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4127 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3926 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4061 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,835,583 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 730 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Siggispaghetti | 66% | 68 |
| #2 | Shero | 64% | 50 |
| #3 | glennTony?365 | 63% | 223 |
| #4 | kalsa | 63% | 278 |
| #5 | yAAj9 | 61% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | biag-la | 59% | 167 |
| #8 | Candy | 57% | 54 |
| #9 | lomo | 55% | 114 |
| #10 | うらぎり | 51% | 101 |
| #11 | Brummen | 30% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AuNe | 61 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | yAAj9 | 10 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | うらぎり | 9 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | glennTony?365 | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | kalsa | 5 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AuNe | 1028 | 0.17 | 29 min |
| #2 | biag-la | 753 | 0.22 | 21 min |
| #3 | glennTony?365 | 716 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #4 | yAAj9 | 619 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #5 | kalsa | 599 | 0.11 | 20 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shero | +2.45 | 84 | 68 |
| #2 | glennTony?365 | +2.31 | 90 | 70 |
| #3 | kalsa | +2.04 | 86 | 72 |
| #4 | AuNe | +1.17 | 82 | 63 |
| #5 | yAAj9 | +0.87 | 80 | 67 |





