








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 255 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1608 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,095 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1378 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1497 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1254 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 966 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $468,287 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shero | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | Syn0_Båt | 59% | 41 |
| #3 | glennTony?365 | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | ☂Leeto | 55% | 114 |
| #5 | kalsa | 53% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | AuNe | 52% | 48 |
| #8 | yAAj9 | 50% | 18 |
| #9 | biag-la | 50% | 34 |
| #10 | うらぎり | 48% | 25 |
| #11 | Brummen | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AuNe | 12 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | ☂Leeto | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | うらぎり | 3 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | Candy | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | kalsa | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☂Leeto | 244 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | AuNe | 165 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | biag-la | 152 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #4 | Syn0_Båt | 139 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | kalsa | 115 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shero | +3.09 | 79 | 71 |
| #2 | AuNe | +2.68 | 79 | 62 |
| #3 | kalsa | +1.90 | 86 | 69 |
| #4 | Candy | +1.87 | 86 | 69 |
| #5 | glennTony?365 | +1.23 | 90 | 69 |





