








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 337 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1796 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,379 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3092 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2142 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1077 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2068 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $570,405 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 308 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shero | 81% | 16 |
| #2 | glennTony?365 | 64% | 55 |
| #3 | kalsa | 63% | 120 |
| #4 | AuNe | 60% | 109 |
| #5 | Candy | 59% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Norways | 58% | 12 |
| #8 | yAAj9 | 54% | 37 |
| #9 | lomo | 50% | 34 |
| #10 | うらぎり | 46% | 37 |
| #11 | Brummen | 28% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AuNe | 11 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | ☂Leeto | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | kalsa | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | glennTony?365 | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | うらぎり | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☂Leeto | 372 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #2 | AuNe | 343 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | kalsa | 237 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | glennTony?365 | 175 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | Candy | 148 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kalsa | +1.68 | 88 | 72 |
| #2 | Norways | +1.68 | 91 | 65 |
| #3 | glennTony?365 | +1.60 | 91 | 70 |
| #4 | Shero | +1.43 | 83 | 66 |
| #5 | AuNe | +0.83 | 80 | 66 |





