








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2010 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 716 matches | ||
| Esplay | 26 matches | 2,256 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 108 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




155 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8571 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,454 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8385 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5311 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5823 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5935 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,542,512 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5313 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glennTony?365 | 70% | 64 |
| #2 | kalsa | 64% | 164 |
| #3 | yAAj9 | 63% | 126 |
| #4 | biag-la | 60% | 109 |
| #5 | ☂Leeto | 59% | 303 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | biag-la | 60% | 109 |
| #5 | ☂Leeto | 59% | 303 |
| #6 | Shero | 56% | 79 |
| #7 | うらぎり | 53% | 228 |
| #8 | lomo | 52% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | うらぎり | 33 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | ☂Leeto | 19 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | yAAj9 | 11 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | glennTony?365 | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | kalsa | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☂Leeto | 708 | 0.11 | 21 min |
| #2 | biag-la | 535 | 0.23 | 15 min |
| #3 | yAAj9 | 523 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #4 | kalsa | 418 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #5 | うらぎり | 399 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glennTony?365 | +1.95 | 87 | 69 |
| #2 | kalsa | +1.81 | 87 | 74 |
| #3 | AuNe | +1.30 | 83 | 62 |
| #4 | Shero | +0.63 | 84 | 69 |
| #5 | yAAj9 | +0.41 | 79 | 65 |





