








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 404 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 220 matches | ||
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5760 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,490 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2660 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2981 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4796 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 5053 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,465,223 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 575 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AngelMichael | 63% | 67 |
| #2 | ♡~𝒦𝓊𝓇𝒶𝒾~♡ | 57% | 61 |
| #3 | AJay | 56% | 151 |
| #4 | Stickytoe | 55% | 96 |
| #5 | gamble | 55% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Toste | 52% | 92 |
| #10 | genka | 52% | 196 |
| #11 | hoobody | 50% | 32 |
| #12 | Billy | 45% | 31 |
| #13 | ジャッキー | 39% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☕ | 11 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | ジャッキー | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | genka | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | AJay | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Stickytoe | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☕ | 1413 | 0.19 | 42 min |
| #2 | AJay | 589 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #3 | genka | 288 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | Toste | 280 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | gamble | 191 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gamble | +3.96 | 83 | 65 |
| #2 | AngelMichael | +3.00 | 95 | 55 |
| #3 | boosh | +1.90 | 80 | 64 |
| #4 | ♡~𝒦𝓊𝓇𝒶𝒾~♡ | +1.64 | 75 | 71 |
| #5 | dexa! | +1.09 | 65 | 52 |





