








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 497 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2891 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,481 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1967 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3390 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1920 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2204 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,168,758 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gamble | 75% | 20 |
| #2 | hoobody | 72% | 18 |
| #3 | Centrix | 71% | 17 |
| #4 | fambino | 63% | 19 |
| #5 | dexa! | 63% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | AJay | 56% | 140 |
| #10 | genka | 56% | 133 |
| #11 | Toste | 54% | 59 |
| #12 | Stickytoe | 52% | 71 |
| #13 | ☕ | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boosh | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | genka | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Toste | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Stickytoe | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Robskiii | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AJay | 425 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | Robskiii | 207 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | genka | 185 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | Toste | 152 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | boosh | 151 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gamble | +4.91 | 87 | 65 |
| #2 | AngelMichael | +2.93 | 94 | 60 |
| #3 | Robskiii | +1.99 | 75 | 77 |
| #4 | boosh | +1.57 | 81 | 63 |
| #5 | fambino | +0.66 | 85 | 60 |





