








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 596 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 233 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3055 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,992 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1909 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2703 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2929 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2451 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,631,476 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 444 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | _G卄ㄖㄩㄥ_ | 59% | 22 |
| #6 | ABDUL | 59% | 61 |
| #7 | aspw0w | 55% | 29 |
| #8 | booo0000 | 49% | 85 |
| #9 | Le_Brotato | 49% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | booo0000 | 417 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #2 | Le_Brotato | 224 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #3 | ABDUL | 144 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | above | 129 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | aspw0w | 105 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aspw0w | +3.97 | 78 | 63 |
| #2 | ABDUL | +2.58 | 56 | 52 |
| #3 | Yogi baba メ | +2.28 | 51 | 50 |
| #4 | above | +2.04 | 78 | 74 |
| #5 | booo0000 | +1.55 | 82 | 73 |





