








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 833 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 166 matches | ||
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6273 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,523 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8447 | 36% |
| Smokes | 6929 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3635 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 4512 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,442,255 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CashJagger | 47% | 272 |
| #2 | FlQ | 46% | 161 |
| #3 | Predator 捕食者 | 46% | 279 |
| #4 | RalfAufMontage | 44% | 205 |
| #5 | Looping Louie | 43% | 357 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CashJagger | 47% | 272 |
| #2 | FlQ | 46% | 161 |
| #3 | Predator 捕食者 | 46% | 279 |
| #4 | RalfAufMontage | 44% | 205 |
| #5 | Looping Louie | 43% | 357 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlQ | 32 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | RalfAufMontage | 12 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | CashJagger | 11 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Predator 捕食者 | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Looping Louie | 7 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Predator 捕食者 | 976 | 0.17 | 26 min |
| #2 | Looping Louie | 723 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #3 | RalfAufMontage | 639 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #4 | CashJagger | 547 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #5 | FlQ | 468 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fachlagerist | +3.03 | 85 | 69 |
| #2 | FlQ | +0.90 | 64 | 50 |
| #3 | CashJagger | -0.07 | 56 | 54 |
| #4 | Predator 捕食者 | -0.93 | 51 | 69 |
| #5 | RalfAufMontage | -1.91 | 38 | 57 |





