








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 113 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2375 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,847 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1481 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1783 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1664 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1919 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $617,471 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dphil | 79% | 19 |
| #2 | nathanx | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | Vexximititty | 64% | 86 |
| #4 | Wrath | 63% | 38 |
| #5 | kson | 59% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vexximititty | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | farz -road to 100 commends- | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | kson | 3 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Dphil | 3 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | ^-^ | 2 | 0.0087 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vexximititty | 362 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | farz -road to 100 commends- | 253 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | Wrath | 218 | 0.29 | 7 min |
| #4 | kson | 190 | 0.31 | 5 min |
| #5 | Banss | 124 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vexximititty | +1.63 | 81 | 64 |
| #2 | Wrath | +1.15 | 66 | 78 |
| #3 | MonarchSaw5 | +1.14 | 85 | 64 |
| #4 | farz -road to 100 commends- | +0.29 | 80 | 70 |
| #5 | kson | +0.25 | 71 | 70 |





