








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1423 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,183 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2094 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1019 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1060 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1010 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $312,234 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Lulife™ | 53% | 19 |
| #9 | alexb | 48% | 23 |
| #10 | gla1re | 45% | 22 |
| #11 | sweetish | 38% | 8 |
| #12 | spawn | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vexximititty | 9 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Dphil | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | MonarchSaw5 | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | alexb | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | gla1re | 2 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vexximititty | 254 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | Dphil | 161 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | alexb | 144 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #4 | farz -road to 100 commends- | 129 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | Lulife™ | 89 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vexximititty | +2.49 | 77 | 57 |
| #2 | kson | +1.60 | 76 | 73 |
| #3 | farz -road to 100 commends- | +1.36 | 84 | 72 |
| #4 | MonarchSaw5 | +1.02 | 84 | 59 |
| #5 | alexb | +0.64 | 73 | 79 |





