








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 284 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2667 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,387 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3931 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3548 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2608 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3300 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $359,577 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | htip^ | 74% | 53 |
| #2 | Vexximititty | 71% | 56 |
| #3 | farz -road to 100 commends- | 70% | 53 |
| #4 | JKR | 69% | 51 |
| #5 | MonarchSaw5 | 63% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | farz -road to 100 commends- | 10 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | Hawpa | 7 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | Vexximititty | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | htip^ | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | humaN- | 2 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vexximititty | 204 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | htip^ | 194 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | nathanx | 184 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | farz -road to 100 commends- | 161 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | Hawpa | 132 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JKR | +4.29 | 83 | 61 |
| #2 | Vexximititty | +2.53 | 82 | 63 |
| #3 | MonarchSaw5 | +2.40 | 85 | 65 |
| #4 | humaN- | +2.15 | 82 | 56 |
| #5 | Wrath | +1.89 | 70 | 75 |





