








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
612 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,150 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 507 | 16% |
| Smokes | 952 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1019 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 672 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $177,493 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hst | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | Eulogy | 70% | 27 |
| #3 | crekkkk- | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | zefee | 64% | 50 |
| #5 | Walter | 62% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zefee | 201 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | -.- | 73 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Walter | 64 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Eulogy | 48 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | crekkkk- | 39 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eulogy | +4.37 | 84 | 65 |
| #2 | Boizez | +3.33 | 38 | 52 |
| #3 | crekkkk- | +2.93 | 90 | 56 |
| #4 | Walter | +2.80 | 56 | 65 |
| #5 | hst | +1.62 | 90 | 58 |





