








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 239 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1572 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,675 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1866 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1280 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1263 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1266 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $812,474 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clix | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | DarkLord | 59% | 69 |
| #3 | Ic∑Ωlator | 53% | 15 |
| #4 | ropsu | 51% | 118 |
| #5 | Caschi | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Nex (>'-')> | 47% | 72 |
| #9 | Kontrabandist | 47% | 32 |
| #10 | Julius | 44% | 16 |
| #11 | J 4 K | 40% | 10 |
| #12 | Peasman | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ropsu | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | CheeseBreeze | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | MyDexter | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Nex (>'-')> | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | DarkLord | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ropsu | 361 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | DarkLord | 329 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #3 | CheeseBreeze | 309 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #4 | Nex (>'-')> | 152 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | MyDexter | 141 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ropsu | +1.57 | 64 | 62 |
| #2 | Kontrabandist | +0.89 | 86 | 49 |
| #3 | Caschi | +0.86 | 88 | 66 |
| #4 | Ic∑Ωlator | -0.05 | 74 | 56 |
| #5 | WhoAmI|Ramjay | -0.31 | 74 | 64 |





