








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 232 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 208 matches | ||
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4176 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,923 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5688 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5090 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6791 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6354 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,551,235 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 164 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Node | 62% | 110 |
| #2 | PimeydenRuhtinas | 54% | 256 |
| #3 | SiMba | 51% | 131 |
| #4 | roinaorava | 51% | 294 |
| #5 | yaNgale | 50% | 334 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | kepardi | 42% | 98 |
| #8 | T@Z | 41% | 120 |
| #9 | PuckingFig ツ | 40% | 94 |
| #10 | walttu | 39% | 75 |
| #11 | polarbear | 31% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roinaorava | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | yaNgale | 9 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | SiMba | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | kepardi | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | PimeydenRuhtinas | 7 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roinaorava | 1301 | 0.22 | 35 min |
| #2 | yaNgale | 1102 | 0.16 | 26 min |
| #3 | T@Z | 584 | 0.24 | 16 min |
| #4 | SiMba | 534 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #5 | PimeydenRuhtinas | 436 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuckingFig ツ | +5.31 | 81 | 78 |
| #2 | yaNgale | +2.98 | 88 | 61 |
| #3 | polarbear | +2.27 | 68 | 63 |
| #4 | roinaorava | +1.78 | 68 | 68 |
| #5 | Node | +1.00 | 74 | 72 |





