








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 35 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2083 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,882 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2485 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1770 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1460 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2167 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $419,370 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rampe | 62% | 110 |
| #2 | SiMba | 61% | 41 |
| #3 | PimeydenRuhtinas | 59% | 109 |
| #4 | yaNgale | 58% | 153 |
| #5 | roinaorava | 57% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | yaNgale | 58% | 153 |
| #5 | roinaorava | 57% | 131 |
| #6 | ✪ Sunr1se | 50% | 16 |
| #7 | kepardi | 44% | 41 |
| #8 | polarbear | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roinaorava | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | yaNgale | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Rampe | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | PimeydenRuhtinas | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | SiMba | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roinaorava | 594 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #2 | yaNgale | 506 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #3 | Rampe | 398 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | SiMba | 162 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | PimeydenRuhtinas | 152 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yaNgale | +2.62 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | ✪ Sunr1se | +2.02 | 79 | 65 |
| #3 | roinaorava | +1.19 | 66 | 68 |
| #4 | Node | +0.56 | 74 | 73 |
| #5 | SiMba | +0.04 | 71 | 76 |





