








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 667 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 288 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3615 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,092 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7701 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6698 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5897 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5796 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $487,684 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t4cocat | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | Vanska_Boy | 57% | 76 |
| #3 | kääpä | 54% | 68 |
| #4 | raimo | 53% | 166 |
| #5 | Bambi | 53% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | walttu | 48% | 284 |
| #9 | Peguri | 43% | 30 |
| #10 | ✪ Knité | 42% | 43 |
| #11 | Rampe | 41% | 120 |
| #12 | Jaakko Parantainen | 38% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuckingFig ツ | 14 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Bambi | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Rampe | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Peguri | 4 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | walttu | 3 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuckingFig ツ | 1317 | 0.18 | 40 min |
| #2 | walttu | 862 | 0.15 | 22 min |
| #3 | Bambi | 428 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #4 | raimo | 392 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #5 | Rampe | 364 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuckingFig ツ | +4.98 | 82 | 78 |
| #2 | t4cocat | +1.55 | 68 | 56 |
| #3 | T@Z | +0.54 | 49 | 85 |
| #4 | Peguri | +0.21 | 63 | 54 |
| #5 | Vanska_Boy | -0.19 | 53 | 62 |





