








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 83 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4263 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,228 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5912 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4626 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4420 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4270 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $946,591 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 200 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Node | 57% | 131 |
| #2 | PimeydenRuhtinas | 54% | 276 |
| #3 | SiMba | 53% | 119 |
| #4 | yaNgale | 52% | 398 |
| #5 | Rampe | 51% | 294 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | PimeydenRuhtinas | 54% | 276 |
| #3 | SiMba | 53% | 119 |
| #4 | yaNgale | 52% | 398 |
| #5 | Rampe | 51% | 294 |
| #6 | kepardi | 48% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yaNgale | 11 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | SiMba | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Rampe | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | kepardi | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | PimeydenRuhtinas | 5 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yaNgale | 1329 | 0.17 | 30 min |
| #2 | Rampe | 1095 | 0.19 | 24 min |
| #3 | Node | 490 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #4 | SiMba | 461 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #5 | PimeydenRuhtinas | 447 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yaNgale | +2.78 | 89 | 60 |
| #2 | roinaorava | +1.21 | 67 | 67 |
| #3 | SiMba | +0.34 | 71 | 77 |
| #4 | Node | +0.07 | 74 | 72 |
| #5 | PimeydenRuhtinas | -2.49 | 50 | 51 |





