








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 100 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 194 matches | ||
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 94 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6971 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,752 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5972 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5568 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5150 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5062 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,209,373 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 302 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Node | 58% | 153 |
| #2 | ✪ Sunr1se | 56% | 34 |
| #3 | SiMba | 55% | 141 |
| #4 | PimeydenRuhtinas | 54% | 310 |
| #5 | roinaorava | 52% | 398 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | SiMba | 55% | 141 |
| #4 | PimeydenRuhtinas | 54% | 310 |
| #5 | roinaorava | 52% | 398 |
| #6 | Rampe | 50% | 334 |
| #7 | kepardi | 49% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roinaorava | 10 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | SiMba | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | PimeydenRuhtinas | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | kepardi | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Node | 4 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roinaorava | 1790 | 0.22 | 46 min |
| #2 | Rampe | 1215 | 0.18 | 26 min |
| #3 | Node | 594 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #4 | SiMba | 546 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #5 | PimeydenRuhtinas | 469 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yaNgale | +2.58 | 88 | 60 |
| #2 | ✪ Sunr1se | +2.27 | 82 | 62 |
| #3 | roinaorava | +1.09 | 68 | 68 |
| #4 | SiMba | +0.53 | 72 | 78 |
| #5 | Node | +0.18 | 74 | 74 |





