








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2100 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 528 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 190 matches | ||
| Faceit | 90 matches | ||
| Wingman | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12612 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,935 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9344 | 25% |
| Smokes | 10057 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7506 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 10028 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,640,153 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1657 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OffDaPipe82 | 69% | 174 |
| #2 | cyu | 66% | 180 |
| #3 | KAP | 62% | 76 |
| #4 | mocha | 61% | 256 |
| #5 | rahzee | 60% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | solar | +3.26 | 82 | 52 |
| #2 | KAP | +2.44 | 74 | 78 |
| #3 | OffDaPipe82 | +2.13 | 71 | 59 |
| #4 | Madi | +2.11 | 83 | 38 |
| #5 | mocha | +1.88 | 74 | 60 |





