








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 38 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
354 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,792 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 326 | 18% |
| Smokes | 472 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 540 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 454 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $256,510 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. PandaDicht | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | qwertz | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | N1k | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | Zenitsu Agatsuma | 49% | 51 |
| #5 | R♿di0 | 46% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | R♿di0 | 46% | 54 |
| #6 | Oxy1 | 40% | 5 |
| #7 | Sky^ | 40% | 5 |
| #8 | Paletten-Baron | 40% | 10 |
| #9 | Skylow^ | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R♿di0 | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Zenitsu Agatsuma | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Dr. PandaDicht | 2 | 0.0328 |
| #4 | Paletten-Baron | 1 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Skylow^ | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R♿di0 | 73 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | Zenitsu Agatsuma | 44 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Paletten-Baron | 29 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | N1k | 26 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Skylow^ | 20 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sky^ | +3.86 | 48 | 53 |
| #2 | Skylow^ | +3.68 | 68 | 62 |
| #3 | Dr. PandaDicht | +2.17 | 77 | 49 |
| #4 | Oxy1 | +1.92 | 90 | 42 |
| #5 | N1k | +0.24 | 69 | 61 |





