








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 814 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 548 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6738 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,377 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4521 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4526 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4206 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3124 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,317,652 of utility $221 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 163 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | majinzz | 57% | 51 |
| #2 | Zenitsu Agatsuma | 54% | 70 |
| #3 | KRY# | 49% | 39 |
| #4 | aLeX | 49% | 74 |
| #5 | FLIX | 46% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Zenitsu Agatsuma | 54% | 70 |
| #3 | KRY# | 49% | 39 |
| #4 | aLeX | 49% | 74 |
| #5 | FLIX | 46% | 59 |
| #6 | ThE-Blood-Dani | 45% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zenitsu Agatsuma | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | majinzz | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | KRY# | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | ThE-Blood-Dani | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | aLeX | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThE-Blood-Dani | 304 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #2 | aLeX | 226 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | majinzz | 204 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | Zenitsu Agatsuma | 98 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | FLIX | 85 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | majinzz | +2.24 | 63 | 75 |
| #2 | aLeX | +0.35 | 43 | 66 |
| #3 | N1k | +0.30 | 71 | 58 |
| #4 | KRY# | -0.06 | 75 | 55 |
| #5 | Zenitsu Agatsuma | -0.30 | 72 | 52 |





