








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 148 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 216 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2606 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,992 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1061 | 11% |
| Smokes | 2661 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3378 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2892 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $907,951 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Seismek♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿♿ | 49% | 51 |
| #12 | qwertz | 48% | 52 |
| #13 | R♿di0 | 47% | 55 |
| #14 | Yuri | 47% | 17 |
| #15 | ThE-Blood-Dani | 45% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | majinzz | 376 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #2 | keef | 171 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #3 | ThE-Blood-Dani | 170 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #4 | qwertz | 141 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | KRY# | 127 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | keef | +3.17 | 76 | 67 |
| #2 | qwertz | +2.67 | 86 | 60 |
| #3 | mmkaaaay | +2.33 | 82 | 59 |
| #4 | ✪Kampfkondom69 | +1.31 | 78 | 44 |
| #5 | majinzz | +1.09 | 61 | 76 |





