








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3153 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,902 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3067 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2484 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2948 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2403 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $651,664 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 399 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1k | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | yung clooney | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | majinzz | 52% | 140 |
| #4 | Zenitsu Agatsuma | 48% | 52 |
| #5 | ThE-Blood-Dani | 47% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | yung clooney | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | majinzz | 52% | 140 |
| #4 | Zenitsu Agatsuma | 48% | 52 |
| #5 | ThE-Blood-Dani | 47% | 95 |
| #6 | CW | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThE-Blood-Dani | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | CW | 3 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | majinzz | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Zenitsu Agatsuma | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | yung clooney | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | majinzz | 619 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #2 | ThE-Blood-Dani | 346 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #3 | yung clooney | 87 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | Zenitsu Agatsuma | 61 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | N1k | 35 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qwertz | +3.64 | 87 | 57 |
| #2 | majinzz | +1.40 | 58 | 76 |
| #3 | Zenitsu Agatsuma | -0.18 | 77 | 55 |
| #4 | N1k | -0.40 | 65 | 57 |
| #5 | yung clooney | -0.81 | 65 | 62 |





