








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
723 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 596 | 50% |
| Smokes | 231 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 149 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 217 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $144,962 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beat up Adidas | 50% | 22 |
| #2 | Akuza | 43% | 35 |
| #3 | Balls 4 | 39% | 36 |
| #4 | blinkerton city | 38% | 13 |
| #5 | Waffles | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Akuza | 43% | 35 |
| #3 | Balls 4 | 39% | 36 |
| #4 | blinkerton city | 38% | 13 |
| #5 | Waffles | 29% | 7 |
| #6 | dozleaf | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akuza | 6 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | Balls 4 | 4 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Balls 4 | 70 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | Beat up Adidas | 69 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | blinkerton city | 24 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Waffles | 24 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #5 | Akuza | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tpott | +5.52 | 82 | 56 |
| #2 | blinkerton city | +0.72 | 80 | 24 |
| #3 | Beat up Adidas | -0.50 | 55 | 26 |
| #4 | Waffles | -2.15 | 79 | 42 |
| #5 | Balls 4 | -3.14 | 78 | 31 |





