








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2704 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,384 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2688 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1848 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2930 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1918 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $663,426 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DReaMz | 55% | 38 |
| #2 | Simp2Pimp | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | justblaze | 52% | 145 |
| #4 | jshipp | 52% | 167 |
| #5 | Spite | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | justblaze | +5.35 | 90 | 57 |
| #2 | jshipp | +1.92 | 86 | 44 |
| #3 | Ian | +1.26 | 65 | 61 |
| #4 | DReaMz | +0.10 | 82 | 63 |
| #5 | Spite | -0.76 | 65 | 59 |





