








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 284 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 100 matches | ||
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1911 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,579 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1289 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3062 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2264 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1964 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $943,604 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dendy | 67% | 57 |
| #2 | Suix 7\ | 54% | 92 |
| #3 | evil bob | 51% | 71 |
| #4 | Rev0 | 50% | 109 |
| #5 | Lotragon | 48% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Rev0 | 50% | 109 |
| #5 | Lotragon | 48% | 84 |
| #6 | Kizma | 47% | 68 |
| #7 | 2PACALYPSE | 47% | 113 |
| #8 | LzrK | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rev0 | 13 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | 2PACALYPSE | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | dendy | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Suix 7\ | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Kizma | 4 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2PACALYPSE | 223 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | Rev0 | 186 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | dendy | 161 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | Lotragon | 158 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | evil bob | 142 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rev0 | +3.36 | 81 | 43 |
| #2 | dendy | +3.29 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | Kizma | +1.09 | 75 | 68 |
| #4 | sct | +0.57 | 72 | 57 |
| #5 | LzrK | -0.36 | 77 | 43 |





