








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 92 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1420 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,005 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 991 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1087 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1173 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 754 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $697,612 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dendy | 83% | 12 |
| #2 | kagami shou | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | evil bob | 54% | 35 |
| #4 | Kizma | 54% | 41 |
| #5 | Rev0 | 52% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Kizma | 54% | 41 |
| #5 | Rev0 | 52% | 44 |
| #6 | 2PACALYPSE | 51% | 92 |
| #7 | Suix 7\ | 50% | 70 |
| #8 | sct | 48% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suix 7\ | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Kizma | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | 2PACALYPSE | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | sct | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Rev0 | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2PACALYPSE | 192 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | sct | 152 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | Suix 7\ | 95 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | evil bob | 77 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kizma | 75 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rev0 | +4.54 | 83 | 53 |
| #2 | kagami shou | +1.45 | 60 | 54 |
| #3 | dendy | +1.28 | 64 | 56 |
| #4 | Kizma | +0.69 | 78 | 67 |
| #5 | sct | +0.40 | 73 | 58 |





