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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1460 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,989 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 915 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1248 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1295 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 531 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,006,377 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p4905 | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | dendy | 76% | 17 |
| #3 | banjo | 71% | 21 |
| #4 | Rev0 | 58% | 113 |
| #5 | Kizma | 56% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rev0 | 14 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Suix 7\ | 10 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | Scrupe | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | dendy | 3 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | 2PACALYPSE | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rev0 | 187 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | sct | 135 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Suix 7\ | 110 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kizma | 99 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Lotragon | 81 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dendy | +4.76 | 78 | 69 |
| #2 | p4905 | +4.63 | 82 | 71 |
| #3 | Rev0 | +4.04 | 84 | 46 |
| #4 | Scrupe | +2.46 | 79 | 54 |
| #5 | Kizma | +1.79 | 81 | 65 |





