








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1189 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 642 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 357 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 275 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 81 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
22722 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,985 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10125 | 24% |
| Smokes | 7822 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 15526 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 8512 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,248,590 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11405 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nxftiis | 57% | 98 |
| #2 | Corpzi | 56% | 323 |
| #3 | inferno | 56% | 189 |
| #4 | rotte | 55% | 148 |
| #5 | K1NGA | 54% | 322 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Corpzi | 84 | 0.0127 |
| #2 | snarkyalyx | 76 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | ⦮ Kelsey ⦯ | 46 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | rotte | 32 | 0.0108 |
| #5 | Krabby Patty | 31 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⦮ Kelsey ⦯ | 1452 | 0.14 | 39 min |
| #2 | snarkyalyx | 1219 | 0.11 | 24 min |
| #3 | Corpzi | 870 | 0.13 | 23 min |
| #4 | K1NGA | 516 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #5 | Krabby Patty | 494 | 0.04 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rotte | +6.21 | 78 | 38 |
| #2 | ⦮ Kelsey ⦯ | +1.99 | 61 | 58 |
| #3 | Corpzi | +1.93 | 72 | 59 |
| #4 | Krabby Patty | +1.39 | 60 | 65 |
| #5 | Nxftiis | +0.95 | 73 | 43 |





