








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 161 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 225 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3147 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,458 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1316 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2679 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3658 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2805 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,097,966 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sttr4ke 19yo | 62% | 39 |
| #2 | h3xa9on | 48% | 96 |
| #3 | Olav | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | JornHegg | 46% | 198 |
| #5 | Mooseboy | 46% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HasNoNick | 18 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | JornHegg | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Sondrix | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | sttr4ke 19yo | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | -RainNesorus⭕⃤ | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HasNoNick | 924 | 0.14 | 21 min |
| #2 | JornHegg | 249 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | h3xa9on | 210 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Sondrix | 178 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | -RainNesorus⭕⃤ | 156 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sttr4ke 19yo | +5.99 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | -RainNesorus⭕⃤ | +2.76 | 62 | 63 |
| #3 | h3xa9on | +2.66 | 64 | 61 |
| #4 | Olav | +2.58 | 48 | 47 |
| #5 | Mooseboy | +0.74 | 68 | 54 |





