








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 227 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 232 matches | ||
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4375 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,702 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5126 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6446 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3712 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4418 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,575,920 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 133 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sw1ft | 58% | 101 |
| #2 | @1gbaCS | 52% | 359 |
| #3 | Homer | 51% | 349 |
| #4 | UrethraXtremee | 49% | 348 |
| #5 | LITRULLY | 47% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Homer | 51% | 349 |
| #4 | UrethraXtremee | 49% | 348 |
| #5 | LITRULLY | 47% | 72 |
| #6 | max | 46% | 93 |
| #7 | Aybaer | 42% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Homer | 22 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | @1gbaCS | 15 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | UrethraXtremee | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | max | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Sw1ft | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | @1gbaCS | 1368 | 0.18 | 34 min |
| #2 | Homer | 1213 | 0.17 | 33 min |
| #3 | Sw1ft | 244 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | Aybaer | 240 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #5 | LITRULLY | 197 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aybaer | +1.98 | 73 | 67 |
| #2 | @1gbaCS | +1.62 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | Sw1ft | +1.46 | 79 | 48 |
| #4 | Homer | +1.18 | 78 | 69 |
| #5 | DANTHOMPSON | +0.74 | 71 | 62 |





