








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 809 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 252 matches | ||
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4426 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,438 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1198 | 8% |
| Smokes | 4994 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3726 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4520 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,145,377 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 182 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sw1ft | 67% | 49 |
| #2 | BTrippey | 61% | 59 |
| #3 | donk666 | 55% | 49 |
| #4 | @1gbaCS | 53% | 214 |
| #5 | iNerTia | 52% | 338 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | @1gbaCS | 53% | 214 |
| #5 | iNerTia | 52% | 338 |
| #6 | DANTHOMPSON | 49% | 348 |
| #7 | Homer | 48% | 249 |
| #8 | max | 43% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DANTHOMPSON | 21 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Homer | 19 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | BTrippey | 16 | 0.0144 |
| #4 | iNerTia | 15 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | @1gbaCS | 13 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DANTHOMPSON | 1067 | 0.15 | 30 min |
| #2 | Homer | 881 | 0.18 | 24 min |
| #3 | @1gbaCS | 757 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #4 | iNerTia | 599 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #5 | donk666 | 152 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iNerTia | +4.85 | 76 | 63 |
| #2 | donk666 | +2.87 | 84 | 68 |
| #3 | Sw1ft | +2.67 | 79 | 48 |
| #4 | @1gbaCS | +2.28 | 76 | 62 |
| #5 | BTrippey | +1.57 | 86 | 44 |





