








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 22 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
635 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 648 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 51 | 8% |
| Smokes | 235 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 334 | 52% |
| Molotovs | 28 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $144,789 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guy Nigma | くま | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | Toxic Player | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | Pudding-chan | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | lolihunter | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | CHEF CURRY | 54% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Pudding-chan | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | lolihunter | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | CHEF CURRY | 54% | 24 |
| #6 | TreeDood | 50% | 24 |
| #7 | Still my boy | 50% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Still my boy | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Guy Nigma | くま | 2 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | TreeDood | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Still my boy | 125 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | CHEF CURRY | 89 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | lolihunter | 35 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | TreeDood | 27 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Guy Nigma | くま | 23 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TreeDood | +3.62 | 81 | 54 |
| #2 | Guy Nigma | くま | +3.55 | 63 | 70 |
| #3 | Toxic Player | +3.30 | 73 | 50 |
| #4 | Pudding-chan | +2.19 | 82 | 56 |
| #5 | -LibertyPrime- | +1.09 | 60 | 29 |





