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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 311 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
581 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,337 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 637 | 27% |
| Smokes | 548 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 630 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 522 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $353,962 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ^HATE. | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | .Sky^ | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | Cashy | 45% | 64 |
| #4 | T!me0ut? | 45% | 20 |
| #5 | Crysis | 44% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | T!me0ut? | 45% | 20 |
| #5 | Crysis | 44% | 59 |
| #6 | Grizzly | 43% | 21 |
| #7 | -kHrN- | 42% | 48 |
| #8 | Black Mamba ②④ | 11% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -kHrN- | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | T!me0ut? | 2 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | ^HATE. | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crysis | 244 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | -kHrN- | 229 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #3 | .Sky^ | 89 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | Cashy | 78 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | T!me0ut? | 45 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -kHrN- | +1.94 | 74 | 79 |
| #2 | .Sky^ | +0.44 | 62 | 61 |
| #3 | Crysis | +0.14 | 73 | 77 |
| #4 | T!me0ut? | -0.77 | 66 | 57 |
| #5 | KANI | -0.81 | 75 | 61 |





