








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 278 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2033 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,042 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1752 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1645 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1372 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1273 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $299,033 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BRJÁLAÐUR | 70% | 56 |
| #2 | Danvoss911™ | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | VESEN | 66% | 53 |
| #4 | asicooper98 | 64% | 39 |
| #5 | EPSTEINI | 63% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | »→DuRgUr99←« | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | VESEN | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | asicooper98 | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | EPSTEINI | 3 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | Toro | 2 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | »→DuRgUr99←« | 175 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | asicooper98 | 140 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | VESEN | 128 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | BRJÁLAÐUR | 96 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | EPSTEINI | 76 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asicooper98 | +3.90 | 80 | 62 |
| #2 | M0rall | +3.69 | 83 | 63 |
| #3 | »→DuRgUr99←« | +1.74 | 79 | 66 |
| #4 | Toro | -0.04 | 74 | 64 |
| #5 | BRJÁLAÐUR | -0.18 | 61 | 57 |





